My take on Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarves, as part of the ongoing series: "Unreliable Tales":
Et In Arcadia Ego
(I too, was in paradise)

It didn't work out between Snowwhite and her prince, and she didn't get any younger. So she decided to take up the old family business: Selling spiked apples. A huge success with the Seven Dwarves, Dopey especially. There was also that thing with apples and Paradise..